Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Wake up call: Deer Meat!

So today started out like any other day... I got up, got ready, and headed to work. I'm driving down the highway, singing along to my new favorite song.... when I notice half a deer on the side of the road. I didn't really think much about it other than to think, oh, poor deer and maybe oh, poor people that hit it and I continued to sing along to my music.  Well, I think I mentioned that only about half of the deer was on the side of the road, and before I knew it, there was a nice BIG flank steak flying at me that was kindly kicked up by the car ahead of me.  It made a nice splat sound as it hit (and stuck!) to my windshield!!!!!!  I so should have grabbed the camera that was sitting beside me, but instead I quickly tried to figure out what to do!  The squirts have been waiting for me each morning in the driveway and I knew I couldn't pull up with road kill on my car or they would flip out! So I did what any other person would do and turned on my windshield wipers!
Well, wouldn't you know it, they totally went over the top of the "steak" and started smearing "stuff" all over my windshield. I was thoroughly discussed and totally awake by this point so I start spraying washer fluid and crank those wipers up full blast!  Pretty soon, there I heard it peel itself off the window and watched it fling back to the cement truck behind me!  Sorry concrete man!  
So my question to you is this.... How do you like to be woken up in the morning... I think I prefer a kiss and breakfast in bed!

1 comment:

Christi said...

That is too funny! I prefer a kiss too!