Well, wouldn't you know it, they totally went over the top of the "steak" and started smearing "stuff" all over my windshield. I was thoroughly discussed and totally awake by this point so I start spraying washer fluid and crank those wipers up full blast! Pretty soon, there I heard it peel itself off the window and watched it fling back to the cement truck behind me! Sorry concrete man!
So my question to you is this.... How do you like to be woken up in the morning... I think I prefer a kiss and breakfast in bed!