Yesterday, Mommy came home from work and was sitting next to him on the floor. She said to him, "I stopped by Old Navy today and picked up your swim shirts."
He turned to her and had a horrified look on his face. We both quickly asked what was wrong and he replied, "What did you do that for??"
Mommy started to explain that they were going to go to the beach next week while visiting Grandma and Papa and they would need them. He quickly interrupted her and said, "But mommy, why did you step on an old lady?"
We looked at each other both not understanding what he was thinking and then realized when she had said "Stopped by Old Navy," he heard, "Stepped on an old lady".